The Vispaico BAZOOKA
Six targeted websites that dominate local search results. Your competition won't know what hit them - 3 Days | $999
- Fixed price, fixed timeline, zero agency nonsense
- 6 Domains + 6 x Hosting for 1 year included
- 100% satisfaction guarantee or full refund
“I built the Bazooka because websites that support your local Google listing shouldn't take two weeks and a small fortune. Most agencies treat every page like it's the Sistine Chapel—endless revisions, stakeholder meetings, launch delays. We don't do that.
Here's why: A website is a weapon, not a monument. Load it, aim it, fire it. If it takes longer to build than to run your campaign, you've already lost.”
Questions? Email me: niels@vispaico.com
Here's What You Get:
Built in under 3 Days. BAZOOKAAAA
Jules & Werner, Arts 'n' Farts Paris"3 days... they delivered in 2. Changed some pixels free of charge. Thanks guys, J&W"
Tired of Web Agency Theater?
You need a website, not a 6-month project management nightmare.
✗No 'discovery phases' that discover nothing
✗No weekly status meetings about nothing
✗No surprise invoices for 'scope changes'
✗No jargon-filled presentations
✓One form. One payment. One website. Done.
✓WCAG 2.2 AA & EN 301 549 Compliant | EU Accessibility Act Ready
You're running a great local business, but you feel like you're shouting into the void. You know you need to be online, but one little website feels like bringing a knife to a gunfight.
That's why we built the BAZOOKA. We don't just give you a website; we give you six. Each one is a sharp, focused micro-site with its own domain, all working together to make you the obvious choice in your area.
We build. You launch. Problem solved.
Your Domination Kit.
6 Micro-Websites
An entire special forces team of websites, each targeting a specific part of your business or area.
Individual Domains & Hosting
We set up everything. Each site gets its own domain and hosting, making them powerful assets.
Google Maps Optimization
We tie it all into your Google Maps profile to create a local search powerhouse.
Found on Google
SEO-optimized so customers can actually find you (unlike those pretty agency sites nobody sees).
We Do the Heavy Lifting
Complete setup included — domain registration & hosting paid for 1 year, email, SSL security & GDPR compliance. Yes, for all 6 websites.
Guaranteed 3-Day Delivery
Your new web presence will be live and working for you in just 72 hours.
Zero Stress
No project managers, no status calls, no complications. Just results. *Accessibility Compliance — All sites meet WCAG 2.2 AA standards and comply with the EU Accessibility Act (EAA) and BFSG. Built for all users from day one.
How It Works - No Meetings Required
1. Fill Out the Form
Tell us about your business, goals, and ideas. Even rough notes work fine. We build from there.
2. We Send Contract & Invoice
Clear terms, flat rate. If we need clarification, we will reach out directly (no meetings required).
3. We Build While You Work
Our team gets to work immediately. You get updates, not meetings.
4. You Launch & Win
Within 3 days, your websites are live and ready for customers.
Quick Questions
Six websites? Isn't that... a bit much?
Not if it works. Six websites target different aspects of your business — one for your main service, one for your location, one for reviews, one for specific services, etc. Each ranks separately on Google, multiplying your visibility.
What information do you need from me?
Business name, what you do, your main message, and any text or images you want included. Even a few sentences work — we can build from there.
What about content creation?
We handle copywriting and sourcing images if you don't have content ready. Just let us know what you've got, and we'll fill in the gaps.
What about the Domain, Hosting, and Emails?
Yes. Everything's included for each of the 6 websites:
- 6 domain registrations for 1 year (if you need them)
- 6 web hosting packs for 1 year (no monthly fees)
- SSL security & GDPR compliant
- 3 professional email addresses per website
- Up to 100 email accounts per website if needed
- Instructions to connect to Outlook, Apple Mail, etc.
What about support and changes?
- 7-day unlimited revisions after delivery
- 30-day technical support for any bugs
- Full refund guarantee — 100% satisfaction guarantee; if we don't deliver what we promised, you don't pay
How is this different from other agencies?
We build, they talk.
One payment. One timeline. One result.
- No discovery calls or strategy sessions
- No project managers or account executives
- No weekly meetings about progress
- No surprise costs or scope creep
- No 3-month timelines for simple websites
Ready in 3 Days for $999 - Everything Included
Are You Ready? - Let's Get Started.
Fill out this form and you'll receive the contract and invoice within a minute for you to review it. A Payment link is included - start as soon as you're ready.
The Bottom Line
While agencies schedule meetings to discuss scheduling meetings, your website launches.
$999. 3 Days. Done.